In the meantime, I leave you with this:
Your Personality is Very Rare (INFP)
Your personality type is dreamy, romantic, elegant, and expressive.
Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 6% of all women and 4% of all men
You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving.
and this (a picture of the feral pigeons that have made my awning above my bedroom window their home. Note the plentiful poo, corroding the metal.... My dickhead neighbour sees fit to feed the rats-with-wings, despite many many pleas over the years from pretty much the whole street to cease and desist. BUT, I have a cunning plan - involving formal words and anonymity, because after all, I have to live here - I shall let you know what happens.....):